Set of 3 Handmade Ron Swanson (Inspired) Patterned Quilted Bowl Cozies, Microwave Soup Holders

Meat, silence, and not burning your hands. This set gets it.

This trio of bowl cozies features a bold, colorful print inspired by everyone’s favorite mustachioed government employee. Equal parts practical and mildly rebellious, they keep your fingers safe while your meaty soups, chilis, or all-the-bacon-and eggs-you-have stay hot. Handmade gift.

What’s included:

2 small reversible bowl cozies, approx. 7 inches across x 3 inches deep
1 large reversible bowl cozy, approx. 12 inches across x 4.5 inches deep

Details:

Designed to hold standard bowls for microwave use
Helps protect hands from hot dishes and cold pints of ice cream
Quilted cotton construction for structure and durability
Reusable, washable, and brawnier than a paper towel

Perfect for gifting, especially for anyone who believes in breakfast foods, woodworking, or avoiding unnecessary government interaction.

Use responsibly. Or don’t. Ron wouldn’t care.